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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}

{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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