{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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The Singles is a compilation album by English electronic music duo Goldfrapp, released on 3 February 2012 by Mute Records and Parlophone. The album features singles from the duo's first five studio albums, as well as two previously unreleased tracks, \"Yellow Halo\" and \"Melancholy Sky\".
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